Tablet Vacillation Demons

Right devil: Buy an iPad. They're so shineee. 

Left devil: Buy a Galaxy Tab. Tim Bray says so.

Right devil: iPaaaaad. Scrolleenk ees kaentof shoppy on the Tab.

Left devil: Flash, flash! Camera, camera! Galaxy is the iPad killer. Everyone will be buying them soon.

Right devil: Flash, shmash. Camera shmamera. No one will be buying them, ever. 

 

Left: Android! Freedom! 

 

Right: IdealistStallmanFanboy! 

 

Left: JobsLurrvingCorporateSlaveGimp! 

 

Me: <thwack!> <thwack!> Sigh.